Why Halloween III Is The Best Sequel

Tom Atkins stealing more hearts.

I am sure some of you have already shaken your head and said to yourself “What an idiot” before actually seeing my point. Some of you are even saying “Uncle Ron, are you back on the space? Cuz Kentucky doesn’t have enough Whiskey to keep you happy!” And the answer is not yet, but I am sure that M. Night Shyamalan or Eli Roth will make another movie that drives me one step close to a diving board above a pool full of the sweet…